On postgazette.com today:
Santorum rethinks death penalty stance
22 March 2005
Santorum rethinks death penalty stance
18 March 2005
Witness for the Prosecution
From JumboJoke.com:
Witness for the Prosecution:
“In a trial in a small North Carolina town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help her God.
She says ‘I do.’
She was a proper well-dressed elderly lady, the grandmother type, well-spoken and poised.
The prosecuting attorney approached the woman and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?‘”
And it’s all downhill…
17 March 2005
Capturing scarred earth on film
From The Oregonian's Web site recently:
Capturing scarred earth on film
01 March 2005
I Never Knew Engineering Was So Funny
From JumboJoke.com:
Engineering Conversions:
“1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo Pi
2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup?
Won ton”
Etc., etc., etc.
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