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Spotted on the back of something-or-other at Stater Bros. in Azusa:

(This is not commentary on my sisters, BTW…)

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Spotted on a RAV 4 at Trader Joe’s. If s/he is, indeed, singing about Macs or politics, yeah, I’m gonna be cautious!!

The Things that Go through Your Mind…

…when you are getting dressed… Shows you what a little stress and caffeine deprivation will do:

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown
Tapping at the windows, crying through the locks
“Are all the children in their beds? For now it’s eight o’clock!”

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Spotted in the parking lot at Johnnie’s

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Spotted on the back of a Ford F-150 (with a Boulder Creek license plate frame) in the Wells Fargo parking lot in Scotts Valley!

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What Scarborough *Really* Thinks of Us!

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Yes, It’s About Food and Drink…

…but put down the food and drink; you’ll thank me!

The Brave Lass: Friday Frivolity: Laws Concerning Food and Drink

Once Upon a Time, There Were 10… *

Docking pastry came up on the FOODWINE list this morning. What?? you might ask? That’s what I said. One of the nice gentlemen replied with this (Thanks, Stuart!):

A French guy, a British guy, and a New Yorker are walking through a jungle when, all of a sudden, cannibals appear and take them prisoner.

They are carried to the village and put before the chieftain. He says that they are all going to be skinned and their skins used to make canoes. He also tells them that they will have one last wish.

The French guy goes first and wished for a hand gun so he can shoot himself so he doesn't have to feel the pain of being skinned. The wish is granted, he shouts “Pour France!”, and shoots himself.

The British guy wishes for a sword so he can stab himself before being skinned. The wish is also granted. He shouts “God save the Queen!” and kills himself.

The guy from New York wishes for a fork. All the cannibals are puzzled but the chief grants the wish anyways. So the guy takes the fork, starts stabbing himself, and shouts “Here’s your %$#@ing canoe!!”

*with apologies to Jiminy Cricket

My Hands Never Left My Wrists

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Can You Hear Me Now?

From Quotes of the Day, today:

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you’ll see why.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Wikipedia’s stub on Mrs McLaughlin

Serious Is Funny?

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Much Easier In the Digital Age?

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
- Robert Orben

Time Is the Thief of Procrastination?

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Huh! A Lot of Residents Would Ask the Same Thing…

From Quotes of the Day, today:

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”
- William S. Burroughs

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More like a major guffaw, actually! Spotted on a PT Cruiser at Felton Faire.

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Dude! Make Up Your Mind!

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
- Peter de Vries

A Word to the Noisy

From Quotes of the Day, today:

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- Vic Gold

Huh! I’d Be THRILLED to Be Able to Wear…

…clothes six sizes bigger!!

From Quotes of the Day, today:

I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: “Ohhh my God, you’re thin.”
- Ellen DeGeneres

Cultured Democracy

From Quotes of the Day, today:

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
- Clive Barnes

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My friend, Lauren, shared this on Facebook:



I, of course, commented, and immediately shared it. Got a lot of comments (and hopefully some of the commentors shared); took a look at the original, and the gal Lauren got it from had a lot of interesting comments, too.