Redneck IQ Test

Another one from JumboJoke:
Redneck IQ Test:

“As an added bonus for taking the ‘Redneck IQ Test’, here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece: Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with ’em.”