Why, Do You Think?

From Gear Live, today:
OSX on a Dell? Over Steve’s Dead Body!:

“Michael Dell, of Dell Computers, has noted that should Apple “decide to open the MacOS to others,” they’d be glad to offer it up over at Dell.

Over Steve Jobs’ dead body,…”

You don't suppose it’s because Steve has nightmares about the Dull, er, Dell Dude hawking OS X?? OTOH, “Offer it up” doesn’t have quite the ring I’d be looking for in a business arrangement…