Furry Fiends

On mercurynews.com today:

Bushy-tailed suspect attacks school, escapes:

“It was a warm morning Wednesday at Evergreen Elementary School and the door to the first grade classroom was open to let in the air. Inside, 20 first-graders twittered excitedly, waiting to leave on a field trip.

“Suddenly, a squirrel darted into the room, ran up the leg of one of the mothers chaperoning the trip and bit her, then bit another parent and an 11-year-old student passing by the room.

“After a call to police at 8:43 a.m., officers quickly arrived at the South San Jose school, followed later by animal control....”